Here is the competition: produce the best/funniest/cleverest title for an article to be submitted to a future edition of Energy & Environment. This may be harder than you think, as they have already captured some original classics, and Nexus6’s takes some beating.
Here’s an early offering: ‘Reconstructing historic climate from newspaper headlines; no consensus, only alarmism’. Or perhaps: Nature’s eternal dance; assessing future climates using choreography and water-dowsing’.
Your offerings welcomed. they’ll be sure to be funnier than mine. 🙂